A girl’s fb status.
Wednesday May 5 @ 01:51am“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
BEST FUCKING POST EVER
In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,
OH SOBS SOBBBBBSSSS
Inconsolable sobbing
nemo fucking killed me hahahahahha

Monday May 5 @ 08:08ameverytime this comes up, you better freakin’ reblog the hell out of it.
This should have WAY more notes just sayin!!
Thank you times a billion 💚
cannot reblog this enough.
needs more notes
(the opposite of Albinism)
Gorgeous.
lol what the fuck
A;DJFSDKJAKSDF! OMFG.
If you’ve had sex with another man in your lifetime, you are prohibited by federal law from giving blood. The law is the law…
Too awesome.





